You make a better door than, uh, an escalator?

Woman at North Station today, after the orange line train had been taken out of service there and people poured out onto the platform and stood right there at the base of the escalator to wait for the next train, oblivious to the fact that some of us might have wanted to exit the station:

"Fawk! Ya people gotta move. Da ya people not realize this is an escalatah, not a fuckin doah?"